From Devi Ever: I‘m sorry I broke your brain. I didn’t mean to. Actually, come to think of it… it wasn’t my fault now, was it? I mean, it was fragile I know, but you decided to plug into it. Maybe you should have used less wattage? More bass perhaps? Let’s not argue about it anymore, ok? I still love you. So does the Destructo Noctavia. You can’t argue with a guitar pedal, and you can’t exactly kill it… because there will always be more… somewhere. I think acceptance is the only way out. Buy the ticket. Take the ride. Of course it’s supposed to make that noise. Would a pedal like this make any other? It didn’t mean to hurt anyone. It’s the nature of the beast. A cat wants a laser. A dog a bone. A fuzz requires sanity. Sweet juicy sanity. It’ll all be over soon. See ya there. Maybe we can meet for lunch at the diner. You know, the one that looks like it’s stuck in time, with all the trucks and fat middle class white americans. Naw. Fuck that place. Let’s stay in and make scrambled eggs instead.
Notable Users : UNKLE
We strive to get your items to you as quickly and safely as possible. All orders are double checked to insure items are in working condition, and then neatly packed to go out on the same day if orders are received prior to 12pm Pacific US time.
| Country | < 1 lb (most pedals) | Each Additional Pound |
| Canada | 10 | $5 |
| Mexico | $12 | $6 |
| Rest of World! | $15 | $7 |
We offer a 30 Day Satisfaction Guarantee on all pedal purchases.
If you are not satisfied in any way with your pedal you can return it for a full refund minus initial shipping costs. If you decide to return the item, please first contact us via email first and we will send you instructions on how to return the item. After item is received and inspected, we will reimburse your source of payment. Shipping costs to return the item will not be reimbursed.
Please keep in mind returned items must be in new condition with no visible wear or functional damage caused by the customer. All items must be returned in their original packaging, with manuals, and accessories. If item is judged to be in a non-optimal condition a 25% restocking fee will be charged or the package will be refused. Please do not attach shipping labels directly to manufactures boxes and use a trackable method of shipping. In all cases any goods returned must be accompanied with original purchase sales invoice.